I’m applying for the vacancy, Because I’ve heard you’re sick. A poor bedridden bunny, The thought cuts me to the quick! The ad says ‘must be sensitive’ And ‘able and agile.’ ‘Must have a sense of humour And a natty fashion style’. ‘Must be able to look bunny-like’ Well I sure have the teeth! As for ears, I’m sure they’ll […]
There I was, In the blazing sun, Thinking my life had just begun. When this big brown hand Pulls me out of my tree, With no apology Or by your leave! Well! My world Changed Forever! I was squashed in a crate With the lid nailed down! And we rode in a lorry Through the middle of town, Till we […]
At the foot of the hill she gathered her wits, She wanted that pixie – she loved him to bits. She flitted around drinking nectar from flowers, To pluck up the courage – she’d been trying for hours! The nectar was sweet and hallucinogenic, And that little fairy (named Polly O’Rennick) Was soon on her way to being high as a kite. […]